drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
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