1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
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Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
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The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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