what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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