fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
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Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
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How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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