is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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