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Betty ford says i'm here all night
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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