Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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