I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
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I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
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Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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