White coat. Heels.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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