She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
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...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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