I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
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I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
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Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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