So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
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it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
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He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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