Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
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after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
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i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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