You surviving the open bar?
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Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
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It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
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After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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