No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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