Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
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NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
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REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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