I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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