Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
I wish I only lived at night.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
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I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
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New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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