White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
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