we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
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So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
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I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
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