I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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