Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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