just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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