i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
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We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
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Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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