Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Found your dick twin last night
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
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