She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
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Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
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did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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