I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
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