Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
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you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
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If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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