Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
His nipple licking is glorious
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