We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
my being single is dangerous.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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