I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
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Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
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I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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