he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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