but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
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Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
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I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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