We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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