just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
i now understand why vodka
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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