So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
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My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
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found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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