I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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