So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
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Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
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Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
third nipple confirmed
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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