We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
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She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
foreskin is a definite game changer
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she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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