break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
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Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
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I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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