I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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