What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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