So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
God, I missed his penis.
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