it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
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So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
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I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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