i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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