ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
My Sexting was not on an AP level
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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