big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
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