His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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