i think my mom watched the whole time
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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