Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
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It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
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He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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