we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
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There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
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Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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