it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
i now understand why vodka
When are your genitals available?
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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