And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
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