i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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