The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
found the other keg... it's in the tree
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
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