You're so nebulous sometimes
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
two words...techno handjob
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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