brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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