i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
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Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
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He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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